Tuesday, May 4, 2010

The Uni-Bra



I recently bought some very nice Victoria Secret bras that I love. They are comfortable, fit well, and give me cleavage to die for.

However, the second or third time I wore one, I noticed something odd.

The bra pushes from the sides in, as well as from the bottom up - which is what gives me great cleavage. However, it leaves me no boobs on the side.

I look a lot like the photo above (if she was a mid-40s, overweight, brunette) when I wear the new bras. Like I have a uni-boob with a crease.

2 comments:

  1. LOL! Yes VS sells uni-bras that last for about a minute. I honesty don't know who they are made for. Perhaps to match a uni-brow??...? You know how we girls like to feel pulled together!

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  2. The Evil HusbandMay 5, 2010 at 8:03 AM

    Cool, can you now pick up a bow and shoot it without feeling like something is going to pop off?

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