We are always getting free samples sent to our house. Usually they are baby products. However, we have received soaps, razers, bandaids, etc. Today we recieved an adult diaper sample . . . for Stephanie Marquardt.
This mystical Stephanie Marquardt has haunted us the entire 12 years we have lived here. She is actually listed on Steve's credit report. She also gets junk mail constantly. I think she popped up when she did because Steve Marquardt, rented his home in Kerrivelle to Greg and Stephanie Marquardt for a year before they bought it.
Somehow, the name attached to Steve and follows him around, an alias if you will. Hell, what do I know, maybe he's into cross dressing and that's his 'female' name. LOL
Regardless, Stephanie is now old enough to receive a sample adult diaper which is guaranteed to let her rest easier at night, secure that she's "covered" against accidents. (Gotta love that!)
A few years back Stephanie got her invite to join AARP, which was hiliarious. A year later so did Misty and Steve, and it wasn't nearly as funny. So as I sit in my car at the mailbox holding an adult diaper I had this since my days were numbered.
Then I laughted out loud. How many people are getting samples of baby diapers and adult diapers at the same time? Life is funny.
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