Sunday, September 6, 2009

Full Moon at Mama Fues

We drove to Mama Fues and had supper tonight. It's a slightly more expensive than normal oriental food restaurant. We were all exhausted and cranky, got one of those better-than-you gay waiters, and our food took forever. In fact, tables around us, who showed up 15 minutes after we did got their food first. It was just one of those nights.

Well, while we were waiting for our check, Will decided it was time to visit the bathroom. When I took him in the ladies bathroom with me, there were only two stalls and the other one had a small boy in it; his 6-7 year old sister was outside the stall yelling at him to hurry up.

Will goes into the other stall and locks it. I can hear the zipper and pants go down, hear him taking care of business. Then all is quite. The little girl peeks under the stall door to see if her brothers feet are still dangling or what he is doing. At that point she squeaks and turns to me, "What is he doing?"

So naturally, me, the little girl, and two women waiting in line all peak down to see what Will is doing.

His pants and undies are around his ankles and he's squatted down peaking under the divider, apparently talking to the other little boy. The bad news is that turned the way he is, everyone who bothers to peak below the door is getting mooned.

I hate to say it, but most of my family has mooned someone at least once. I just don't remember them starting at the age of four.

Oh well, there was a full moon at Mama Fues tonight.

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