Be Careful What You Ask A Four Year Old

Poo Alert!
If you have a sensitive tummy,
you may not want to read any further.

Four-year old's are incapable of understanding when a question is rhetorical. If I had any doubt, it was put to rest today.

Will, my four year old son, came down with the runs while we were shopping today. He messed in his pants. We stopped by the bathroom and cleaned him up as well as possible and headed home.

Even thought I had thrown away his undies, and wasn't that going to be a pleasant surprise for the janitor, when he sit in his seat he made a face. "Yuck, poo poo pants!"

"Feels gross hu?" I said as I put on his seat belt. "Just think, babies poo in their pants all the time and it doesn't bother them. How do you think they do that?"

"Like this . . huuuuu"